September 2011
When a person dies in a movie:
When an animal dies in a movie:
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When you rearrange the letters in the word...
sexy-koala:
Same goes for DESPERATION = A ROPE ENDS IT,
THE EYES = THEY SEE,
THE MORSE CODE = HERE COME DOTS,
DORMITORY = DIRTY ROOM,
SLOT MACHINES = CASH LOST IN ME,
ELECTION RESULTS = LIES - LET’S RECOUNT,
SNOOZE ALARMS = ALAS! NO MORE Z’S
THE EARTHQUAKES = THAT QUEER SHAKE,
ELEVEN PLUS TWO = TWELVE PLUS ONE
and
MOTHER-IN-LAW = WOMAN HITLER.
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August 2011
When someone steps on my new shoes
kenjaay:
Rearranging distant miles to smiles Your runaway love keeps me alive
If it's a dance gif, I'll reblog it.
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∆NDREW|XV: I Am From →
kimiggity:
I am from streets where nobody gave a damn about who you were, where you were, or where you were from.
I am from bullies threatening your pride, begging for coins of safety, and those bigger guys saying, “You’re lucky this time, son.”
I am from overprotective parents, and, “Don’t make me get the stick, Andrew.”
I am from keep your elbows off of the table, sit straight, stop shaking...
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God forbid Taylor Swift ever gets pregnant now.
katiefuckingfitch-:
Kanye is just gonna walk into the delivery room like, “Yo Taylor, imma let you finish birthin’ this child, but Beyoncé had one of the best babies of all time. OF ALL TIME.”
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